Social Graphs Must Die

Chris Wanstrath made a perfectly reasonable request earlier today, so I came up with the following Greasemonkey script:

// ==UserScript==

// @name Social Graphs Must Die
// @namespace Footle
// @description Redact all mentions of "social graphs";
// ==/UserScript==
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(/(social\s+graph(s?))/ig,"<span style='background:#000;color:#000'>$1</span>");

Actually closing a tab (that wasn’t opened by Javascript) in Firefox 2 isn’t possible AFAICT, but this is more fun anyway.