Social Graphs Must Die

Chris Wanstrath made a perfectly reasonable request earlier today, so I came up with the following Greasemonkey script:

// ==UserScript==

// @name           Social Graphs Must Die

// @namespace      Footle

// @description    Redact all mentions of "social graphs";

// ==/UserScript==

document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(/(social\s+graph(s?))/ig,"<span style='background:#000;color:#000'>$1</span>");

Actually closing a tab (that wasn’t opened by Javascript) in Firefox 2 isn’t possible AFAICT, but this is more fun anyway.